Earlier this year, Megan had a plant (or a tree or something with roots) growing in her window well. I wanted to pull it up. She wanted to save it. I let her save it.
What I didn't know was she had named the plant Edward. Because it watches her sleep. (No, Megan. That's not creepy at all... )
A few days ago we were cleaning up outside and I happened to notice that Edward had grown quite tall, and was starting to outgrow the window well. Leaves were growing out of the window well cover. I told her it was time to pull her plant (which is when I found out the plant had a name and had been watching her sleep all summer).
So Edward died.
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| I killed Edward! |
Megan, I only have one thing to add...
The End.
This story will one day be known as Edward, the creepy stalker, or How to kill a summer fling.
(And for the record, neither Megan or I have read Twilight.)
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